Thursday, September 30, 2010
Traveling Heart-Shaped Rock Project - Stop 2
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Dear Diary
A box in the corner of my attic holds my diaries from High School.
Why? What is the point of keeping these "Books of Potential Blackmail"?
I started looking through the pages and immediately was sucked back in time. I laughed, had lots of memory vacancies (who was that boy I was losing my mind over? I devoted page after page to him and now I don't remember the situation at all! And what sweater was it that I just had to have? )... then I panicked. What if my daughters found these?!?
I wasn't a crazy girl. I was pretty tame compared to most. But still, I recorded feelings that were overwhelming at the time and experiences that were, well, in all honesty we know how out-of-control young emotions can get. The drama! Oh the drama.
Why am I keeping these? I don't think I should.
Thoughts?
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Saturday, September 25, 2010
Katy Perry On Sesame Street - A Child's Timeline
Preschooler notices, with her sharp eye for fashion, how Katy Perry's cleavage is in plain view. "Well", toddler thinks to herself "if this is on Sesame Street then dressing like that must be the thing do to."
Preschooler finds her safety scissors, goes to her closet and cuts the collars from her little Gymboree top. Preschooler gets her Elmer's glue and attaches anything sparkling to the chest area to truly enhance her newly shorn top.
Preschooler wears her new top to Tinker Tots Preschool. At snack time she notices that little Joey wants to share his gluten-free cookies with her. Little Tommy wants her attention as well and gives Preschooler all of his wheat-free cheese snacks. Little Preschooler likes the attention she's getting from her Katy Perry inspired top. Little Preschooler is thinking of how she could make a mini-mini-skirt from her corduroy pants.
Little Preschooler grows up to be a Hooker.
Thanks a lot Katy Perry. Thanks a lot Elmo
Now c'mon. Really? You know what would really happen?
Preschooler watches Katy Perry and Elmo sing "Hot Then Cold" on Sesame Street.
Preschooler claps and dances.
Preschooler finds her sippy cup, chases her cat and goes on her marry way.
Team Katy Perry.
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Friday, September 24, 2010
Found On The Sidewalk Friday
Completely empty and stepped on. Why in the heck was someone walking with this? I think we can all say it together...
EEEEWWWWWwwwww!
You never know what you're going to find while on a stroll. Have you found anything interesting on, or by, your sidewalks? If so, share on Found On The Sidewalk Friday.
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I Believe She Snapped
There's a story in our local news claiming that a woman robbed a bank then picked up her kids after school on her way home. (Here's the story link: http://www.kgw.com/news/local/103474134.html.)
Now, I know this is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Illegal, immoral, dangerous and all that stuff. But the thing is, I get it.
I would believe that you would have to be in the worst financial circumstance to make peace with the decision to put your safety, and the safety and lives of your children, into the hope that you wouldn't get caught robbing a bank and that this money will provide what your family needs. I really and truly hope it's as innocent as that, no drugs, nothing messy, just being plain broke.
Can you imagine what must have been going through her mind that morning? "Let's see, make the school lunches. Oh, we're out of bread. Do the laundry. Um, no laundry detergent. Clean the litter box. Wait, we're out of cat litter. CRAP! I'm sick of this!!! Wait, I have an idea. I have time to stop by the bank before I pick up the kids. I'll just pop in there, pass a little note to the teller, then get the kids. We'll go out for ice cream!"
When the finances just get to be too much - or too little to be precise - and the struggle to afford Top Ramen breaks your spirit, can't you just see that little crack happen in someones logic? Can't you see that crazy smile and glazed eye look come over their face? I can.
Hey, if I ever get like that, just give me a virtual *slap* upside the head, ok? I wouldn't look very good in orange Dept. of Corrections jumpsuits.
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Questionable Costumes
Halloween is coming. Time to find that outfit to fit your childs personality and/or alter ego. Let's take a look at this years offerings, shall we?
We have:
Car Freshner Baby
Yes, they can be incredibly stinky. But we all know this "Pine Tree Scent" isn't going to cover the mashed peas our little precious had for lunch.
Bags 'O Money
A truer costume has never been made. Do you know how much money will be spent, on average, on your precious angel by the time they reach 18 yrs. of age? $197,700 *gulp*
Baby Pimp
There's a goal! Go pay your own way little man.
Toddler Chef
You know, I'm sure your toddler could make a dish more delicious than some of the things I've made. Mud pies anyone?
Toddler Elvis / Spock
Recession Special People! You get a 2-for-1 with this outfit! What a bargin in these trying times
Tween Slutty Baseball Player
Did I write that? Well, look at this offering - labeled for a 'Tween - and tell me what you think?
Dept. of Corrections Orange Jumpsuit
What the hell? I... I... I don't know what to say. (At least it didn't come with a shank)
Happy Costume Shopping!
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Monday, September 20, 2010
Race For The Cure (And For Your Umbrella)
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It was a good day to put on my walking shoes / galloshes and join over 40,000 neighbors to Race For The Cure. The clouds held off for a while then...
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| Mom brought her umbrella |
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| water bottles as umbella - not effective |
My mom, sister, daughter Katie and I made it to the finish line a little wet but grateful for the opportunity to support our "sisters", and "brothers", at Race For The Cure. It was a great day.
(Thanks Kathi, for your pics from your awesome phone :-> )
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Saturday, September 18, 2010
Virtual Girls Night Out --- Save The Ta-Ta's!
Time For Some Tunes!
This was my favorite performance from this years VMA's.
1 part White rum
1/2 part Cointreau®
1/2 part Martini extra dry
1/2 part Martini rosso (sweet)
1/2 part Lemon juice
1 Maraschino cherry
Directions:
Add rum,cointreau,extra dry,rosso and lemon juice to a cocktail shaker. shake thoroughly and pour in to a 3 oz cocktail glass garnish with a marachino cherry and serve.
I'm guessing after a few of these you start resting your elbows on your boobs - but don't stop sipping! :->
Time For A Party Game!
"I Did What?!?"
Here is how you play: Pick out the appropriate phrase and use that to make the subtitle of your Virtual GNO post. (Or any post) It's hysterical!
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself
**'I did the Macarena with my science teacher sliding down a hill because I think I need some serious help'** I think I do!
What about you? I can't wait to see what you did! :->
Alright dear blog friends, have fun at our Virtual Girls Night Out! Sign the guest book below with your blog link and visit those that have signed in with a "Happy VGNO!" virtual calling card. Whoo Hoo!!! Save the Ta-Ta's! - Race for the Cure
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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Really? Are You Sure?
I have an aversion to my 9 yrs. old daughter getting her ears pierced. She says, "I want my ears pierced." I say, 'We'll see how you feel tomorrow.' And I hope that she forgets tomorrow.
This has been going on for a month.
I'm not really clear on why I don't want her to have her ears pierced. Do I feel that this act of decoration will lead to her growing up too fast? No. Do I feel that the next step will be wanting to wearing make-up? Not really. Do I envision her hanging out on the play-ground with the tough kids, wearing leather pierced here-there-and-everywhere and smoking? Um... maybe.
No, no, no. There's no smoking on our playground! (I know this because it's a wide-open area with no hiding places and tons of supervision. If a child sneezes there's someone there with hand sanitizer, so no, there's no smoking on our playground.)
I had my ears pierced when I was 17. I think it was 17. Oh yea, it was, because I remember when it was time to change my earrings from studs to something cool I had my friends over to help me and we all had haircuts that were slightly "Flock of Seagulls" looking. THAT was age 17. Oh Lord.
She's very responsible, loves to be fancy, so I should agree to this. I believe she's ready to have her ears pierced. The idea still catches in my throat. We'll see how she feels tomorrow.
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Not Feelin' It
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I feel so out of it with school starting this year. I've volunteered heavily in the past but I need to focus on other things right now so I haven't signed up for much - I mean I will sign up for things, I just haven't yet.
But I feel like the other parents are shunning me for lack of participation. I feel like they all had raging parties, fun sleep-overs, or weekend trips together over the summer and I was left out. Not that any of those things happened when I was heavily involved, it's just that during low self esteem moments I let my imagination run wild.
I started this year happy to see the mom's that I've spent at least 5 yrs. trudging through the "chaperon - room mom - raffle ticket - book fair" life with. I was ready to pick up where we left off, running into each others arms with a 'Yeah! School has started!' or a '*sniff* my little baby's growing up'. But instead the vibe is very cold. I'm smiling, going for the hug however the hug doesn't seem available.
I don't understand.
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Monday, September 13, 2010
Take Me Home
Oh boy.
The neighbor's cat had kittens about 2 weeks ago and now my girls want one, one for each of them.
First off, we already have 2 cats (14 yrs old) and 1 huge chocolate lab (silly Benny, 4 1/2 yrs old). Our house is small and I feel we're at capacity with animals. At least my nerves are. Whose the one who really takes care of these animals anyway? Yeah, you know it, me.
But the thing is, I've seen these kittens and, well... they're kittens! They're frickin' adorable!!! I want them too!
No. Stop it Ann. Shake it off.
I'm doing the best I can to smile when I hear the pleas of "I'll take care of them" and "You won't have to do anything!" and the classic "You won't even know they're here!!" Ahem. Yes. Yes I will. I will know that kittens are here because while you're at school, dear begging children, I will be at home training them to use their litter box, keeping them from clawing the furniture, and probably keeping them away from Benny because he thinks they are his new toys.
| He does love his Care Bears |
And also holding them and loving them because they are fluffy, adorable kittens!
ARGH!!!! What am I doing???
Enough. I've got to just let this pass. Wish me luck.
*I'm Guest Posting at Only Parent Chronicles today - go check it out! :-> *
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Saturday, September 11, 2010
Virtual Girls Night Out - Looking For Light
Today's date is heavy. There is no denying that. Honor. Persevere. Acceptance. LOVE.
Moving Forward.
OK friends, I need some light in my life and I'm going to bring it to this weeks Virtual Girls Night Out party! Care to join me?
*The VGNO Blog-Hop began in the summer of 2008. Connecting, supporting, encouraging - those words describe the VGNO Guest. And hopefully we gain more exposure for your blog - that's the intent of the VGNO. So get on your bunny slippers, make yourself a cocktail add your blog link and have fun! Join the Traveling Heart-Shaped Rock Project (details below). Happy VGNO!*
Time For Some Tunes!
Bob Marley "Three Little Birds"
Ya Mon! Irie!
Time For A Cocktail!
Hope Floats
1 1/2 ounces PAMA
1 ounce citrus vodka
2 ounces pink grapefruit juice
Champagne
Raspberry sorbet
Sprig of mint
Directions:
Shake PAMA, vodka and grapefruit juice with ice. Strain into a champagne flute. Add one scoop of your favorite raspberry sorbet. Top with a splash of champagne. Garnish with a sprig of mint.
Sounds delicious. Mommy's Milkshake! ;-> Cheers!
Update on The Traveling Heart-Shaped Rock Project!
The little "gem" has made it to Brenda's "The Chacogirl" in Paraguay. How cool! I ask for the rock to be photographed with something that represents you, something that is important to you, and if you know Brenda then you know she loves her sewing machine!
Next stop, Carolee's place "Come On Home" in Pennellville, NY. We have 21 participants so far. If you would like to join the Traveling Heart-Shaped Rock Project click here for all the information.
OK friends, have fun at our VGNO party! Sign the guest book below with your blog link and visit those that have signed in with a "Happy VGNO!" virtual calling card. Whoo Hoo!!!
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Friday, September 10, 2010
Found On The Sidewalk Friday
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| Just Hangin' Around |
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| Handsome Couple |
I love a guy who can carry off a feather in his cap.
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Thursday, September 9, 2010
I See, I Don't Have A Job
Me: 'OK, lights out, school in the morning.'
Her: "You're lucky. You don't have to get up early in the morning. You don't have a job."
Now, upon hearing this from my 12 year old daughter many, many feelings came over me.
I feel great pride in not lashing out with a booming scream 'Oh Yeah?!? Oh REALLY?!?!? Well shall I list all of the "jobs" I supposedly DON'T do??? Shall I????????'
Ah... such composure, such grace. I was stunned to be honest. We had just had a great night so there was no reason for her to try to hurt my feelings. To me, this comment came out of nowhere.
I was raised by a fantastically supportive, loving, hard working outside-the-home mom. I feel so very lucky that financially I have been able to stay home with my children. I was incredibly lucky to have this choice, this option.
I've made it a goal of mine to have my daughters understand that working outside/inside/upside-down the home means you are always a "working mom". I can’t believe that, with our years of discussion and experience that I am being told by my daughter that she still doesn’t get it. She only understands if there’s no paycheck, there’s no job, you don’t “really” work.
I need to re-think the words I say when I think I’m alone, or when I think that no one is listening. (I see their eyes open! I see them! I ask for help and I get nothin’. However, I could whisper the word “chocolate” and it’s “Wha’? Did you say something mom?”)
Perhaps I do feed into my insecurities and make comments about not really generating income for the family. I probably do. I need to stop that because it’s coming back to bite me – and I don’t like it.
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010
I'm Not A Snazzy Napper
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I thought this was a joke. I was wrong. Well wait, jokes are things that make you laugh, right? So then yes, this product is a joke. Have you seen this?
Would you use the Snazzy Napper?
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
A Simple Comment?
During the long drive home from the Oregon Coast we made a stop at the Visitor's Center in Astoria, OR. This sweet town just celebrated the 25th Anniversary of "The Goonies", which was filmed all around the town. While looking at maps and souvenir shot glasses the guide at the Visitor's Center looked at my youngest daughter and gave her a compliment. Very nice. Then this person said "I don't know who she looks more like? You look like your mom and a bit like your dad. I don't know?"
My daughter just looked uncomfortable and tucked her way behind me. I couldn't quite understand the desire to pin-point who she looked more like. What does it matter? For some reason this inquiry irritated me.
I was actually smiling and providing a "safety hug" when odd thoughts came to mind, what if my child was adopted? Or, what if this child was from a previous marriage and either I, or her dad, weren't a birth parent? This simple comment about "I don't know who she looks more like" could take a very awkward turn.
I'm not saying that people shouldn't share observations, this situation just brought something to mind.
I don't know why I think this way... I just do.
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Monday, September 6, 2010
What Did I Do With My Down Time?
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For months I pushed myself to exercise harder than I ever had.
I purchased a swimsuit.
Yesterday I returned from vacation.
Swimsuit wasn't worn once.
However...
LOTS of fudge and salwater taffy was enjoyed.
Ahhh.... vacation
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