Halloween is coming. Time to find that outfit to fit your childs personality and/or alter ego. Let's take a look at this years offerings, shall we?
Car Freshner Baby
Yes, they can be incredibly stinky. But we all know this "Pine Tree Scent" isn't going to cover the mashed peas our little precious had for lunch.
Bags 'O Money
A truer costume has never been made. Do you know how much money will be spent, on average, on your precious angel by the time they reach 18 yrs. of age? $197,700 *gulp*
There's a goal! Go pay your own way little man.
You know, I'm sure your toddler could make a dish more delicious than some of the things I've made. Mud pies anyone?
Toddler Elvis / Spock
Recession Special People! You get a 2-for-1 with this outfit! What a bargin in these trying times
Tween Slutty Baseball Player
Dept. of Corrections Orange Jumpsuit
Happy Costume Shopping!