I’m inspired by a new show on the Discovery Channel called “Pitchmen”. It follows Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they search for the next great invention. Well, I’ve got a few inventions that I would like to see become a reality.
For Your Consideration:
Comforter Weights: These handy-dandy gadgets will clip easily onto the comforter corners on your side of the bed so your sleeping partner has no chance of hogging the covers.
Applause Alarm Clock: A positive way to start the day after a comfy night's sleep with all of your covers. This Applause Alarm Clock will rouse you from your slumber with enthusiastic applause to start you off on a cheery note.
Toilet Paper Roll Direction Correction: We all know there is only one true way for the toilet paper to hang on the dispenser. This little gadget will guide those, who so graciously decide to add a new roll of toilet paper, to put it on the one-and-only way.
There you have it. Gadgets that will have us asking ourselves "How did I ever live without it?" I'm ready for Mr. Mays and Mr. Sulllivan to contact me. Call now!
For Your Consideration:
Comforter Weights: These handy-dandy gadgets will clip easily onto the comforter corners on your side of the bed so your sleeping partner has no chance of hogging the covers.
Applause Alarm Clock: A positive way to start the day after a comfy night's sleep with all of your covers. This Applause Alarm Clock will rouse you from your slumber with enthusiastic applause to start you off on a cheery note.
Toilet Paper Roll Direction Correction: We all know there is only one true way for the toilet paper to hang on the dispenser. This little gadget will guide those, who so graciously decide to add a new roll of toilet paper, to put it on the one-and-only way.
There you have it. Gadgets that will have us asking ourselves "How did I ever live without it?" I'm ready for Mr. Mays and Mr. Sulllivan to contact me. Call now!