I’m inspired by a new show on the Discovery Channel called “Pitchmen”. It follows Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they search for the next great invention. Well, I’ve got a few inventions that I would like to see become a reality.
For Your Consideration:
Comforter Weights: These handy-dandy gadgets will clip easily onto the comforter corners on your side of the bed so your sleeping partner has no chance of hogging the covers.
Applause Alarm Clock: A positive way to start the day after a comfy night's sleep with all of your covers. This Applause Alarm Clock will rouse you from your slumber with enthusiastic applause to start you off on a cheery note.
Toilet Paper Roll Direction Correction: We all know there is only one true way for the toilet paper to hang on the dispenser. This little gadget will guide those, who so graciously decide to add a new roll of toilet paper, to put it on the one-and-only way.
There you have it. Gadgets that will have us asking ourselves "How did I ever live without it?" I'm ready for Mr. Mays and Mr. Sulllivan to contact me. Call now!
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That's not bad,maybe use one of those table cloth hangy things for the comforter?
ReplyDeleteCool! Just as long as the creepy Sham-Wow guy doesn't give you a call! ;)
ReplyDeleteAmen Sista'!!! ;->
ReplyDeleteI'll put my order in now for the Toilet Paper Roll Direction Correction! I hate when it gets put on backwards and have to change it immediately when I see it that way. I suppose I shouldn't complain considering most times it's just left empty like it's going to refill itself.
ReplyDeletei'll take the comforter weights...the good husband is a huge blanket hog!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see a washing machine that also drys your clothes come out in the U.S. That would be my invention.
ReplyDeleteI so want the Comforter Weights, we have this fight every night LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid of what I might do to that applause alarm clock at 5 a.m.
ReplyDeleteoh.. the toilet paper direction thingy, for sure!
ReplyDeleteRofl...I'm going to strap 20 lb. weights to my comforter as we speak--and while we're thinking of inventions how about something that automatically gets up all that hair our husbands still leave (after making them wipe around the sink) when they shave? Some kind of built-in vacuum maybe--or an automatic lint-roller type gadget?
ReplyDeleteSince I'm the only one who hogs the blankets or replaces the toilet paper roll, I have no need...
ReplyDelete...but the alarm clock? You bet your sweet bippy I'd be all over that! Can I add a sound byte that tells me I'm thin?
love the comforter one! i would SO buy that :)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, get a patent on that toilet paper directional thingy. It must ALWAYS be over the top, not under. Even Oprah said so years ago, so it HAS to be true, right?
ReplyDeleteJustine:o )
I am just happy if they put the toilet paper close to the holder...usually I am sitting on the throne trying to find where the darn roll rolled off to!
ReplyDeleteI would buy the comforter weights. But Wait! I would buy the toilet paper roll thingy too!
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