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I'm Going To Be Heidi Klum In 2009!

It was a Saturday morning. I was starting my day with a large cup of coffee and a cozy spot on the couch. I turned on the TV and quickly realized that I was being sold something. And I took the bait!
Heidi Klum has a line of skin care called "In An Instant". And if that's all it takes to erase the effects of motherhood from my face than I'm in!
We'll see. Oh yes we will.
As I peruse the pictures of Christmas past I look at my current self and wonder were my eyes have gone? And why doesn't my mommy scowl go away after the "time out" session? Christmas 1997... I DID have eyebrows! I knew it.
I can't wait for my new face to get here. Now the body? I don't think Heidi's up to that challenge.
Happy New Year!!!


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19 comments:

  1. Well, I think you're hot already, but if you want to be Heidi Klum, I can support that. The world definitely needs on emore Heidi Klum.

    Hell, maybe I'LL become Heidi Klum too!

    Jay

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  2. Thanks for that Jay!
    (You are my new favorite ;-> )

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  3. C'mon! Heidi's got nothing on you!
    Wishing you a great New Years, Ann! :)

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  4. Heidi Shmeidi...

    Happy New Year Sexy Mama!

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  5. OK C & Robin, You're my favorites too!

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  6. Heidi's got nothing on you! I see no traces of motherhood on your face.

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  7. You don't need Heidi's help. You're doing great without her.

    Have a Happy New Year :)

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  8. Well blonde doesn't really suit me - but I could certainly cope looking a bit more like Heidi :) I'll have to keep an eye out for the products!

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  9. I am SO ordering some of that...

    Happy New Year, Ann!

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  10. HAHAHAHAHA
    I know what to ask for for my B-day now!!!
    I would prefer just her body tho! Let m know how it turns out!~

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  11. You look good to me! But let me know how you like the cream--I need some help!

    Happy New Year!!!

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  12. When you find your eyes, let me know where they have been hiding. Mine took off about five years ago and I haven't seen them since.

    I'm with Tatooed above...Heidi Schmeidi...you already look great!

    Have a happy new year!!

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  13. Good choice. Looks and brains.

    Happy new year!

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  14. I hate those damned infomercials. I almost got sucked into the Bender thingy today because I'd love to see my stomach muscles again but I'll hold onto my $19.99 plus shipping in order to have more yummy treats. I lost 5lbs eating nothing but junk food in place of regular meals this holiday ... this could be my new diet ... hmmm, I may be onto something ...

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  15. Happy New Year Ann! Hope that new face brings you much happiness :)

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  16. I know I hate my eyebrows and I would LOVE to look as good as Heidi does all the time!

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  17. Do you think Heidi has stretch marks? I mean, she must, right? But I just can't imagine. She's pretty close to perfect. The bitch.

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