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Come To Portland And Bike Naked!

Looky what we have here in Portland! (And it's not the economy's fault.)



Not for a million dollars would you catch me riding around naked! (Oh, wait. After just paying our bills, maybe I would. Heck yeah! If someone would like to pay me 1 million dollars I will ride my bicycle naked around the town. Any takers?)
That should take my mind off of things with that nasty mom who was mean to my Lily. I'm probably going to see her tonight at the "Back-to-School" event. Geez I hate confrontation. I need to get my thoughts together so I can be calm and to the point.
(Deep breaths...)

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10 comments:

  1. I'll join ya for a million bucks! Two hot women like us... I bet we can get more than a mil for that! Right? :)

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  2. Good for her... I love her little saying at the end. Love + Light + life = God (it was something like that, right?). I just want to know why people called 911...since when is riding naked on a bike considered a life and death emergency???

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  3. They wouldn't want me riding naked. I would give the children nightmares. :)

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  4. tell me what this means, I have dreams all the time that I am out in public naked and I wake up so relieved that it was a dream. Good for her being so comfortable I couldn't do it.

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  5. Im not sure if I'd do it for a million! It would just be too hideous!!

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  6. I can see riding your bike naked through the streets of your neighborhood!

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  7. Too funny! I could never do it - I even double check my curtains in my bedroom when I'm changing. :)

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  8. i would not be able to do this....eeek.

    Give the mean mommy a little "kiss off" from me!!!!

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  9. I think that someone might just pay me one million to NOT ride on my bike naked!

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  10. Me biking naked would clear the path! No way,Jose!

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